Ye Olde Pizza is a local pizza restaurant with a British renaissance theme. Orders are guaranteed to arrive within one one-thousandth of a fortnight, which means 20 minutes and 9.6 seconds. Milo's last babysitter - Veronica - currently works there. As a pizza squire, she takes online orders and then delivers them.
- In addition to pizza, they also serve Bangers and Mash (Saussage and Mashed Potatoes).