Melissa: There it is, the temple of forgotten math books.
Zack: You mean school? Where you always forget your books.
Milo: It does start looking creepier as the sun goes down.
Melissa: I hope Ms. Kamilechek's room isn't locked.
Milo: We might need the great key keeper to get inside.
Melissa: Fred the janitor, also known as "the key keeper" because he has a lot of keys.
Milo: He's a wise and mysterious force who guides us on quests towards enlightenment.
Zack: The janitor at my old school just yelled at us and called us slobs.
Melissa: Okay do you want a quest or not? Because there is a bench right there with your name in it, literally, in a heart. By the way, I think that girl, Crystal, likes you.
Zack: Wait, which one's Crystal?
Melissa: The one that likes you, apparently.