Balthazar Cavendish: Why the bureau would ever decide to put us in this dingy strip mall is beyond me. Have they even issued last month's check?.
Vinnie Dakota: I haven't seen one.
Balthazar: Just keep an eye out for the landlord.
Mr. LePhilips: [...]
Balthazar & Vinnie: Yes Mr. LePhilips.
Vinnie: That guy scares me.
Mr. Block: It's Kooperdink and Hamsher.
Balthazar: It's Cavendish and Dakota sir.
Mr. Block: Sure it is.
Cavendish: Is it Winter there?
Mr. Block: No, but I went back six months to see a movie I missed.
Dakota: Oo which one?
Mr. Block: None of Your Business part 2: The Shut-upening. Your mission is a pistachio farm, drive support stakes into the ground near each plant. There's a map and some stakes in your locker.
Gretchen? The map and stakes?
Gretchen: Just a second.
Mr. Block: You were supposed to do it yesterday!
Gretchen: I am doing it yesterday.
Cavendish: What about this Milo Murphy person? Have you figured out what agency he's working for?
Mr. Block: I told you. There is no other agency. He's just a middle schooler.
Cavendish: Yes but he's thwarting our mission time and time again. He's definitely working for someone.
Mr. Block: Unless you have some evidence stick to your mission.
Cavendish: Hmm, evidence?
Mr. Block: Now if you'll excuse me? I have to go back to twenty seconds ago. [...]
Cavendish: [...] sir.
Dakota: I'm Hamshure right? Cause that hat and goggles definitely say Kooperdink.
Cavendish: The important thing is that we now have permission to collect information on Milo Murphy.
Dakota: Is that what you got from that?
Cavendish: Yes, that's what I got from it.
Dakota: I must have been in a different meeting.
Zack: Niegra Falls is the theme?
Melissa: Amanda [...] the decoration committee.
Amanda: [...] and the committee to supervise all committees.
Milo: Now you get to have fun.
Amanda: I have somebody covering that for me. Thanks Lydia.
Lydia: [...] Your having so much fun.
Amanda: When I see that everything is going smoothly I will have fun.
Milo: If I waited for things to go smoothly to have fun, I'd be...
Amanda: Milo, please stay away from the [...] and um, basically everything that could fall to pieces.
Melissa: You mean like you'll be doing in three...two.
Milo: I just happen to have some punch bowl sealant.
Amanda: Thanks. But just stay back, from everything.