Henry runs the pistachio stand in Lard World.
He is voiced by Thomas Lennon.
Henry is a teenager with blond hair over his right eye. He wears a hat shaped like a giant pistachio, a candy striped shirt with cuffed sleeves, blue pants, and a pink apron.
In Murphy's Lard, Dakota told Henry that a corporate sent him and Cavendish to protect his pistachios. After they manage to save the stand from a flying flaming pig sent by Murphy's Law, Murphy's Law brings the pig back after the defensive dome was removed. Then Henry played his banjo to mourn.
- He also sweeps up.